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30th 'Pearl' Wedding Anniversary of Trudy and Joe Defries

Wifey and the Joe-kster

30th 'Pearl' Wedding Anniversary of Trudy and Joe Defries thanks to joe-kster

30th 'Pearl' Wedding Anniversary of Trudy and Joe Defries thanks to joe-kster

We extend a very warm greeting to all of our family & friends who have been so supportive of us over the past 30 years!
PS: Updated to 44 years on 25-April-2018 - love you, Wifey!

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

A really good detective never gets married. - Raymond Chandler

Getting married is an incredible act of hopefulness. - Ashley Judd

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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