Alternative To Spanking

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama