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I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we were born. - Albert Einstein

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton