Alternative To Spanking

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey