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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

He who cannot forgive others destroys the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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