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Amazing Un-Bridge

Emperor's Clothes for Bridge Builders

Amazing Un-Bridge thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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