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Animated Army Training

Stick Man exercises for combat duty

Animated Army Training thanks to Cherei McCarter

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar


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