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Do the truth quietly without display. - Brennan Manning

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

The company without a strategy is willing to try anything. - Michael Porter

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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