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Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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