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Backpack or Goat Pack?

Cheap transportation for your goat

Backpack or Goat Pack? thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

'Goat To It' Transportation!

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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Musician: Someone who makes a living by playing around - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sex at the age of 90 is like playing billiards with a rope. - Camille Paglia

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We realized that no one of us could be as good as all of us playing unselfishly. - Bill Bradley

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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