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Backpack or Goat Pack?

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Backpack or Goat Pack? thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rebuttal: A goat's revenge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Champions keep playing until they get it right. - Billie Jean King

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Inflation Index: A rise in the price of playing cards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

He's a player you only miss when he's not playing. - Graham Taylor

Sex at the age of 90 is like playing billiards with a rope. - Camille Paglia

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Ukulele: A so-called musical instrument which, when listened to, you cannot tell whether one is playing on it or just monkeying with it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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