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Backyard Canadian Pool

Moose pool... only in Canada!

Backyard Canadian Pool thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Backyard Canadian Pool thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of? - Henry David Thoreau

Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour. - Mike Myers

The great lesson is that the sacred is in the ordinary, that it is to be found in one's daily life, in one's neighbors, friends and family, in one's backyard. - Abraham Maslow


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