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Backyard Canadian Pool thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

The great lesson is that the sacred is in the ordinary, that it is to be found in one's daily life, in one's neighbors, friends and family, in one's backyard. - Abraham Maslow

I'm extremely well recognized in Korea just because of what I do on the ice, and there is a lack of that in Canada because hockey is our sport and it will be for eternity. - Patrick Chan

Canada definitely produces the best wrestlers; I don't know why. I think Canada is a big wrestling country, and there are a lot of guys who are interested in wrestling in Canada. - Chris Jericho

Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine; we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument; Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it. - Mike Myers


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