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Big Birth - They Start Off Big At This Hospital

Amazing what one can do without a C-section

Big Birth - They Start Off Big At This Hospital thanks to Shawn Kennedy

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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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