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Half of analysis is anal. - Marry Indik

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

A bold onset is half the battle. - Giuseppe Garibaldi

I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

To be prepared is half the victory. - Miguel de Cervantes

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Half the people you know are below average. - Steven Wright

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Bad dinners go hand in hand with total depravity, while a well-fed man is already half saved. - Helen Woodward

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. - Thomas Jefferson

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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