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Not seeing is half-believing. - Vita Sackville-West

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. - Bum Phillips

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Many might go to Heaven with half the labor they go to hell. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. - Al Bernstein

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Doing things by halves is worthless; it may be the other half that counts. - Unknown

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden


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