Burning The Midnight Oil With A Candlestick
Hourglass Candlestick - a sleeper's dream come true
When you need no-fart sleep protection
QuotaBillsEach day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni
Thank heavens it hath no smell. - George F. Handel
His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez
Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton
Flour: A word by any other name would smell as wheat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one. - Elbert Hubbard
Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover
He has diarrhoea of words and a constipation of ideas. - Unknown
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood
That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare
After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley
Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha