QuotaBillsClinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope
There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon
He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker
One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost
Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright
Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields
I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli
What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau
Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno
Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde
If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown
If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz
You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields
A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan
A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson
I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright
At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong
Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt
Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan