Have you seen our latest self defense weapon? Prime Minister Paul Martin today announced that Canada would not participate in the U.S. "Star Wars" missile defense shield and had instead been secretly testing its own anti-missile system in a remote section of Saskatchewan...
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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood
Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid
Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier
I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears
Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert
The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III
I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone
Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson
I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur
Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch
I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire
Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck
You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman
Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno
When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman
Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly
Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel
Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney
I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr
Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright
If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell
Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler
I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel