#1 humor site on the 'net

Car Stereo Without The Car

Jamaican I-Pod

Car Stereo Without The Car thanks to Wally Zatylny

Solar Power in the Developing Nations

Who needs Manual Transmission when you can have a Manual Stereo!

QuotaBills
Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Jazz Musician: A juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conductor: The musician most likely to get struck by lightning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


Wolf Mode

Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton

Vatican City's New Breakfast Special

Flying Cathedral Excuse

Day At The Beach

John The Baptist Souvenirs

Amish Prom Limo

Wishy-Washy Church

'Cover Girl' Magazine

One At A Time

Shofar So Good

Temple Car

Closing Time

Wine Glass Lanyard

Awning Truck Advertising

Plugged In

Org Chart - Simplified Version

Extreme Value

Instant Acrophobia

How To Hire Engineers

Business School Basics

Waterwheel Rotisserie