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Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Some injuries heal more quickly if you keep moving. - Nick Vujicic

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Progress is a tide. If we stand still we will surely be drowned. To stay on the crest, we have to keep moving. - Harold Mayfield

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

I'm a storyteller - that's the chief function of a director. And they're moving pictures, let's make 'em move! - Howard Hawks


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