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Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Some injuries heal more quickly if you keep moving. - Nick Vujicic

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

I'm a storyteller - that's the chief function of a director. And they're moving pictures, let's make 'em move! - Howard Hawks


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