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Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Some injuries heal more quickly if you keep moving. - Nick Vujicic

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Progress is a tide. If we stand still we will surely be drowned. To stay on the crest, we have to keep moving. - Harold Mayfield

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

I'm a storyteller - that's the chief function of a director. And they're moving pictures, let's make 'em move! - Howard Hawks


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