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Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James


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