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Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey


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