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Cattle Herding in Africa

Keeping a-herd of the pack with a hi-tech vehicle

Cattle Herding in Africa thanks to Martin Grosse

Herd mentality in 3rd World countries

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Tibia: Country in North Africa - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Mass Psychology: Doing it the herd way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

We have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. - Mark Zuckerberg

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock

Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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