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Chinese Watermelon Sculptures

Who needs ice sculpture in China when you can use watermelons!

Chinese Watermelon Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

Chinese Watermelon Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

Chinese Watermelon Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

Chinese Watermelon Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

Chinese Watermelon Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Trapeze Artist: A guy who gets the hang of things. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mournful and yet grand is the destiny of the artist. - Franz Liszt

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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