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Circular Residences - Roundabout Directions

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Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson


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