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Circular Residences - Roundabout Directions

Going round in circles trying to find your own home?

Circular Residences - Roundabout Directions thanks to Bob Tasse

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All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Nature to be commanded must be obeyed. - Francis Bacon

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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