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City Work Crew's Slow Day

Tax dollars put to good use: 6 Safety Watchers to 1 Worker

City Work Crew's Slow Day thanks to Bob Tasse

City workers 'Work To Rule' in Gatineau, Quebec

When you need a 2 1/2 ft. street border, call on the city safety crew

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - James Hudson Taylor

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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