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City Work Crew's Slow Day

Tax dollars put to good use: 6 Safety Watchers to 1 Worker

City Work Crew's Slow Day thanks to Bob Tasse

City workers 'Work To Rule' in Gatineau, Quebec

When you need a 2 1/2 ft. street border, call on the city safety crew

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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