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City Work Crew's Slow Day

Tax dollars put to good use: 6 Safety Watchers to 1 Worker

City Work Crew's Slow Day thanks to Bob Tasse

City workers 'Work To Rule' in Gatineau, Quebec

When you need a 2 1/2 ft. street border, call on the city safety crew

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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