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Coke's Special Ingredients

Finally - the secret to Coca Cola's success revealed!

Coke's Special Ingredients thanks to Bob Tasse

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Special kind of stanima - Archie Bunker

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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