COLD Fairbanks

Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci