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Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon
Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn
I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson
Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb
In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin
A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann
I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul
I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson
We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore
The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader
Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel