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Computer Barbecue

Trouble burning in your computer ROM lately?

Computer Barbecue thanks to Craig Chanceller

What to do with burned-out computers - Burn em' some more

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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe


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