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Computing For Girls - A Windows Special

New computer window for girls - just released from Micro-soft

Computing For Girls - A Windows Special thanks to Martin Grosse

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the girl in the treehouse - Jennifer Asbenson

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Little girls soften their daddy's hearts. - Paul Walker

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield


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