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The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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