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Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner


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