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Down Under Bronco Riding For Kids

Starting the kids early on bronco riding in Australia

Down Under Bronco Riding For Kids thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

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Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton


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Gas and Dash

OctoMask

Bird on a Wire (past tense)

Workplace Hazards in Tasmania

Tiger On A Roll

Men's Golf Rules

Where Did He Go?

Sudden Invented Syndrome

Calculus Drinks

Lights, Camera, Overreaction

Rebar Walker

Leading The Way

Melted Dog

Painful Ballet

Welder's Last Stand

My Life Goal

1-800-PILLCASH

Ghetto Boat

Hungry Hiker Tree

Redneck Roof

My Last Swim In The Ocean