Down Under Bronco Riding For Kids

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller