Down Under Bronco Riding For Kids

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer