Down Under Bronco Riding For Kids

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell