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Downer Rental Car

Only downside to this rental car is its clingon grip

Downer Rental Car thanks to Martin Grosse

Ideal car for Spiderman with nowhere to go!

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lord descend down a thundervolt. - Archie Bunker

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

If you fell down yesterday, stand up today. - H G Wells

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. - Barnett Cocks

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

We go by the lighthouse; paddle out. After we got out, we paddled way down to get the biggest peak. - George Downing

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

As long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might. - Marian Anderson


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