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Downer Rental Car

Only downside to this rental car is its clingon grip

Downer Rental Car thanks to Martin Grosse

Ideal car for Spiderman with nowhere to go!

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

He's still scravengin' down here. - Archie Bunker

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

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Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Onion: A vegetable that builds you up physically but tears you down socially - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. - Shaquille O'Neal

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class. - Ronnie Corbett

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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