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Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

If you fell down yesterday, stand up today. - H G Wells

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Take a cruise down to the Virgin's Island. - Archie Bunker

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

It's not like we came down from Mount Sinai with the tabloids. - Ron Meyer

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. You are here to do great things. - Unknown

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats, and one always secretes too much jelly. - Virginia Woolf

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper