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The lord descend down a thundervolt. - Archie Bunker

Deep down, I'm pretty superficial. - Ava Gardner

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up. - Jesse Jackson

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? - Alan King

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

From the heights of these pyramids, forty centuries look down on us. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. - Ernest Hemingway

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights. - Dr. Seuss

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

Freedom is a personal and lonely battle; and one faces down the fears of today so that those of tomorrow might be engaged. - Alice Walker

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

As long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might. - Marian Anderson

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com