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Downer Rental Car

Only downside to this rental car is its clingon grip

Downer Rental Car thanks to Martin Grosse

Ideal car for Spiderman with nowhere to go!

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I just get up again when I fall down. - Paul Harvey

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Not doing more than average is what keeps the average down. - William M. Winans

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up. - Jesse Jackson

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? - Alan King

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. - Ernest Hemingway

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class. - Ronnie Corbett

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking


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