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Downtown Speeding

When not to speed with your dragster

Downtown Speeding thanks to Bob Tasse

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom


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