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Downtown Speeding

When not to speed with your dragster

Downtown Speeding thanks to Bob Tasse

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom


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