QuotaBillsUnsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader
Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain
Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard
Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill
Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com