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Dream Houses from Around The World thanks to Joyce Welwood

Dream Houses from Around The World thanks to Joyce Welwood

Dream Houses from Around The World thanks to Joyce Welwood

Dream Houses from Around The World thanks to Joyce Welwood

Dream Houses from Around The World thanks to Joyce Welwood

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Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Things are always in transition. Nothing every sums itself up in the way that we like to dream about. - Pema Chodron

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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