Duct Tape Rules - New Meaning for 'Hangover'

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions. - Charles P. Steinmetz

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

The best way to convince a fool he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Josh Billings

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. - Alexandre Dumas

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison