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Duct Tape Rules - New Meaning for 'Hangover'

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Duct Tape Rules - New Meaning for 'Hangover' thanks to Jutta Liesenfeld

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Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right. - Albert Einstein

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

The best way to convince a fool he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Josh Billings

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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