Duct Tape Rules - New Meaning for 'Hangover'

Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

The best way to convince a fool he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Josh Billings

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. - Alexandre Dumas

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown