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Duct Tape Wall Bed

For those who incline to sleep on their walls

Duct Tape Wall Bed thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Electrocardiograph: Ticker tape - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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