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Duct Tape Wall Bed

For those who incline to sleep on their walls

Duct Tape Wall Bed thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Electrocardiograph: Ticker tape - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. - Richard H Davis

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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