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Environmental Protection on the High Seas

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Environmental Protection on the High Seas thanks to Steve Thackray

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Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

Emulsion: A mixture of oil and emotion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

Happiness, after all, is an inner state of mind. It is little dependent on outside environment. - Jawaharlal Nehru

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Preservation of our environment is not a liberal or conservative challenge, it's common sense. - Ronald Reagan

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

Don't confuse the exertion of energy with traction. Apply yourself to establishing and maintaining momentum, not just spinning your wheels. - Tony Cooke


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