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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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