Eye Examination Chart

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

Make Christ magnificent in the eyes of man. - Henrietta Mears

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

In the eyes of a lover pockmarks are dimples. - Japanese Proverb

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown