Female IT Experts

My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

The only females that pursue me are mosquitoes. - Emo Philips

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

An expert knows the subject very well. A model teaches by showing instead of just telling. - Thomas Leonard

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it. - Robert A. Heinlein

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Recognize that giveaway items serve as silent ambassadors, reinforcing your Expert Identity - choose them carefully! - Susan Friedmann

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens