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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less. - Nicholas M Butler

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward


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