#1 humor site on the 'net

Female IT Experts

Female shoppers find new uses for computer CDs

Female IT Experts thanks to Roy Taylor

QuotaBills
Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

On the subject of wild mushrooms, it is easy to tell who is an expert and who is not: the expert is the one who is still alive. - Donal Henahan

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward


Transformer Fire - 'Spreading' The Risk

Someone Who Cares

Skateboard Stairs

Pickup For Sale - Come Get It Quick (All Sales Final)

Safe Working Practices?

Foot Swim

Devil Sky

A Man Named Fred

Texas Wheel Mags

Redneck Combo Plumbing

Parking Squeeze

Tree Barking

Elephant Sunset

TP Safety

Locked Up Bull Elk

Duck Crossing

Peeping Snake

Hydro Water Power

Cutting Edge Delivery

Baby Scan

Redneck Mirror

Skateboard Statue

WipeOut

Turtle Truck