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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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