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Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone

Florida - Canada's new neighbour!

Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone thanks to Bob Tasse

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up. - Peter Gallagher

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin


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