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Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone

Florida - Canada's new neighbour!

Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone thanks to Bob Tasse

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done. - Ben Stein

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up. - Peter Gallagher

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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