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Flying Cathedral Excuse

Seen any Flying Cathedrals lately?

Flying Cathedral Excuse thanks to Bob Tasse

Driving home after a couple beers

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Excitement to riot - Archie Bunker

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca

I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon


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