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Excitement to riot - Archie Bunker

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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