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Fountain Of Youth - Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Something that young people can do better than old-agers - keep their in-hair-itence!

Fountain Of Youth - Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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