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Fountain Of Youth - Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

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Fountain Of Youth - Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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