Fox Hunt - Head Hunter du Jour

With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

I'm an inveterate fox and not a hedgehog, so I always think you should try everything. - Clifford Geertz

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway