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Fox Hunt - Head Hunter du Jour

Can you find the fox in this fox hunt?

Fox Hunt - Head Hunter du Jour thanks to Bob Tasse

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My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Hunger will lead a fox out of the forest. - Poland Proverb

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie

There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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