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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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