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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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