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Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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