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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver


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