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When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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