Gas Competitors Reach Agreement

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki