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Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer