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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good competitor never underestimates his opponents. - Unknown

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer