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damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

The only way you can fail is if you stop praying. - Mark Batterson

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

One God idea is worth more than a thousand good ideas. - Mark Batterson

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

Moses came down with the Ten Amendments, which were God's Bill of Wrongs. - Susie F

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

Agnostic: A person who says that he knows nothing about God and, when you agree with him, he becomes angry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

If you would do the best with your life, find out what God is doing in your generation and throw yourself wholly into it. - Arthur Wallis

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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