God's Billboard

What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

Praise increases where the excellence is attained but by few. - Edward Counsel

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan