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Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Through suffering we realize how desperately we need God's presence. - Ravi Zacharias

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Teresa

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen


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