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Just praise is only a debt. - G Berkeley

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

To praise great actions is in some sense to share them. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

It is simpler and easier to flatter people than to praise them. - Jean Paul Richter

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Theresa

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles Spurgeon

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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