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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness. - Billy Graham

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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