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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

Poverty is spiritual halitosis. - George Orwell

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. - Aristotle

Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe. - Mitch Albom

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles Spurgeon


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