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Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The prospects are bright as the promises of God. - Adoniram Judson

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

He that searches for praise will often find contempt. - Norman MacDonald

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Preach the gospel at all times. If necessary, use words. - St. Francis of Assisi

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Norman Vincent Peale

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

You can't preach it like it is if you don't believe it like it was. - Vance Havner

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

One of the truest tests of spiritual maturity is seeing the miraculous in the monotonous. - Mark Batterson

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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