God's Billboard

What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler