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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

He that searches for praise will often find contempt. - Norman MacDonald

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis


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