Going Nowhere Mall

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ. - Sandra Bernhard

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

Being on a tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda

Somewhere there is something incredible waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

As it turns out, now is the moment you've been waiting for. - Lucinda Williams

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Malachy McCourt

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have observed that there are more lines formed than things worth waiting for. - Robert Brault

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

If you wait for perfect conditions to seize an opportunity, you'll be waiting till the day you die. - Mark Batterson

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

You have to strive every minute to get rid of the life that you have planned in order to have the life that's waiting to be yours. Move, move, move. - Joseph Campbell

Giving yourself the privilege of destroying other positions while parking your own position in an unidentifiable location is a form of linguistic terrorism. - Ravi Zacharias

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. - Steven Wright

I knew that I was learning one of the most important lessons of my life: that instead of waiting for the perfect opportunity, I should work toward a realization that every opportunity is perfect. - Suzan-Lori Parks

Sometimes, even when I'm trying to keep the load light it just feels so heavy. Like the sky is a ton of bricks waiting to fall and anything I might do, think or feel could cause it to come crashing down. - Jane Devin

“So if you love him, why keep him waiting for 13 years?"
"Because I was afraid. Afraid of not being worthy, afraid of not knowing how to love him, afraid of waking up one day and not loving him anymore.” - Guillaume Musso