QuotaBillsImpatience: Waiting in a hurry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman
Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting. - Cormac McCarthy
Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan
She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown
Being on a tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda
The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor
A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather
The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca
Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene
Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret
There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown
Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown
Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan
When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain
I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff
Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama
You have to strive every minute to get rid of the life that you have planned in order to have the life that's waiting to be yours. Move, move, move. - Joseph Campbell
I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master. - Darth Vader
Giving yourself the privilege of destroying other positions while parking your own position in an unidentifiable location is a form of linguistic terrorism. - Ravi Zacharias
Crown us with praise, and make us
As fat as tame things: one good deed, dying tongueless,
Slaughters a thousand, waiting upon that:
For praises are our wages - William Shakespeare
Sometimes, even when I'm trying to keep the load light it just feels so heavy. Like the sky is a ton of bricks waiting to fall and anything I might do, think or feel could cause it to come crashing down. - Jane Devin