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Going Nowhere Mall

Feel like a little traffic congestion?

Going Nowhere Mall thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

For Shoppers With LOTS of Time

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Impatience: Waiting in a hurry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ. - Sandra Bernhard

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have observed that there are more lines formed than things worth waiting for. - Robert Brault

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. - Fran Lebowitz

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama

You have to strive every minute to get rid of the life that you have planned in order to have the life that's waiting to be yours. Move, move, move. - Joseph Campbell

I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master. - Darth Vader

Giving yourself the privilege of destroying other positions while parking your own position in an unidentifiable location is a form of linguistic terrorism. - Ravi Zacharias

Crown us with praise, and make us
As fat as tame things: one good deed, dying tongueless,
Slaughters a thousand, waiting upon that:
For praises are our wages - William Shakespeare

I knew that I was learning one of the most important lessons of my life: that instead of waiting for the perfect opportunity, I should work toward a realization that every opportunity is perfect. - Suzan-Lori Parks

“Sometimes it's just silent... No sound at all.
'Does that scare you?'
Chad nods.
'Why?' asks his father.
'It's like something's waiting.” - Mark Z. Danielewski

“So if you love him, why keep him waiting for 13 years?"
"Because I was afraid. Afraid of not being worthy, afraid of not knowing how to love him, afraid of waking up one day and not loving him anymore.” - Guillaume Musso


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Downspout

Sausage Cat

Plastic Bottle Beach Art

Dog Shoes

Casket Car

Cafe Cappuccino

Redneck Car Swing

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Pumpkin Helmet

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