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Going Nowhere Mall

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Going Nowhere Mall thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting. - Cormac McCarthy

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Being on a tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda

Somewhere there is something incredible waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

As it turns out, now is the moment you've been waiting for. - Lucinda Williams

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. - Fran Lebowitz

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

If you wait for perfect conditions to seize an opportunity, you'll be waiting till the day you die. - Mark Batterson

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master. - Darth Vader

Giving yourself the privilege of destroying other positions while parking your own position in an unidentifiable location is a form of linguistic terrorism. - Ravi Zacharias

Crown us with praise, and make us
As fat as tame things: one good deed, dying tongueless,
Slaughters a thousand, waiting upon that:
For praises are our wages - William Shakespeare

“Sometimes it's just silent... No sound at all.
'Does that scare you?'
Chad nods.
'Why?' asks his father.
'It's like something's waiting.” - Mark Z. Danielewski


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