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Goldfish Sink

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Goldfish Sink thanks to Bill Wellbelove

Voted most e-fish-sent design by the Joe-kster

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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. - Kin Hubbard

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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