The Laysan Albatross is a seabird that nests on Kauai from November through July. These birds mate for life and both parents take care of the chick. A single egg is laid in early December and is incubated for approximately 2 months. Nesting is an energetically demanding time and the birds should not be disturbed. In early February the chick hatches. After 2 weeks the chick is left alone, often for a few days, while parents are feeding at sea. The parents have NOT abandoned the chick – they will return regularly to feed it. In late June or early July, the chick takes its first flight to the sea and will not return for 3 to 4 years.
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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player
I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake
The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine
If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells
The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb
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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano
Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown
Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham
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I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth
They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd
Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb
Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey
The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller
We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell
Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck
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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill
If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez
I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump
Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo