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Golf Birdie in Hawaii

the Joe-kster looking for an elusive Golf Birdie in Kauai

Golf Birdie in Hawaii thanks to joe-kster

Spotted on the Lakes Hole #9 Princeville Makai Golf Course (Kauai, Hawaii)

The Laysan Albatross is a seabird that nests on Kauai from November through July. These birds mate for life and both parents take care of the chick. A single egg is laid in early December and is incubated for approximately 2 months. Nesting is an energetically demanding time and the birds should not be disturbed. In early February the chick hatches. After 2 weeks the chick is left alone, often for a few days, while parents are feeding at sea. The parents have NOT abandoned the chick – they will return regularly to feed it. In late June or early July, the chick takes its first flight to the sea and will not return for 3 to 4 years.

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Fowl: A four-letter bird. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump


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