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Hazardous Materials Data Sheet for Woman

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Hazardous Materials Data Sheet for Woman thanks to Don Delcourt

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Flirting is conversational chemistry. - Isaac Mizrahi

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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