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Hazardous Materials Data Sheet for Woman

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Hazardous Materials Data Sheet for Woman thanks to Don Delcourt

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Trade Secrets: What women do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Successful Woman: One who finds such a man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Birthquake: A woman's contractions during labor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Clever Woman: One who knows how to give a man her own way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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