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Hazardous Materials Data Sheet for Woman

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Hazardous Materials Data Sheet for Woman thanks to Don Delcourt

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Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Successful Woman: One who finds such a man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Widowhood: The proof that women live longer than men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Harem: A community of women who subscribe to a circulating husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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