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Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates
To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy
A really good detective never gets married. - Raymond Chandler
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis
An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy
Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown
There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli
Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx
Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews
Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner
I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller
I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney
The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst