QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez
Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown
I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee
I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen
You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar
At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill
This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson
The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery
Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin