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Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm
The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown
Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin
It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt
Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee
I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift