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Hi, My Name's Cliff - Drop Over Some Time!

Hikers named Cliff urged to use caution on this trail

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Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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