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Hi, My Name's Cliff - Drop Over Some Time!

Hikers named Cliff urged to use caution on this trail

Hi, My Name's Cliff - Drop Over Some Time! thanks to Heinrich Steidl

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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