This picture was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went to buy a camera to take pictures. The car is still running (see the exhaust). The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load. Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed.
The materials were loaded at Home Depot, where the customer was made to sign a waiver. While the plywood and 2X4's are fairly obvious, what you can't see is the back seat, which contains 10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each. The estimated load weight was 3,000 lbs. Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent, and the rear shocks were driven through the floorboard.
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Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan
Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery
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Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw
I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev
Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does.' - Forrest Gump
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne
Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop. - Archie Bunker
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw
I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown
As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker
Grief is not as heavy as guilt, but it takes more away from you. - Veronica Roth
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin
Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash
Take notes on the spot. A note is worth a cart-load of recollections. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz
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It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh
Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison
I've always hated the idea of carrying grudges and resentments around like a load of mouldy suitcases. - Victoria C Mitchell
I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown
The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus
They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams
Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain
The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell
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I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy