This picture was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went to buy a camera to take pictures. The car is still running (see the exhaust). The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load. Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed.
The materials were loaded at Home Depot, where the customer was made to sign a waiver. While the plywood and 2X4's are fairly obvious, what you can't see is the back seat, which contains 10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each. The estimated load weight was 3,000 lbs. Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent, and the rear shocks were driven through the floorboard.
QuotaBillsToo clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash
Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw
I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev
You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown
There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace
You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne
Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop. - Archie Bunker
I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes
As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
Grief is not as heavy as guilt, but it takes more away from you. - Veronica Roth
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash
The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn
It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz
It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya
Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown
You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker
Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire
I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown
Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson
Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump
A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus
They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams
A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. - Ronnie Corbett
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou
No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy