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Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

If it doesn't challenge you, it won't change you. - Fred Devito

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it. - Henry S. Haskins

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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