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We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits. - Unknown

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you’ll find is that you can overcome anything. - Unknown

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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