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Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U!

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Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U! thanks to Bob Tasse

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I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

A long dispute means both parties are wrong. - Voltaire

I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

It can't be epic if there's no challenge to it. - Jennifer E Smith

A challenge only becomes an obstacle when you bow to it. - Ray Davis

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it. - Henry S. Haskins

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

The biggest challenge is how to affect public attitudes and make people care. - Jim Fowler

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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