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Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U! thanks to Bob Tasse

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Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits. - Unknown

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

The biggest challenge is how to affect public attitudes and make people care. - Jim Fowler

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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